Mark and I ventured out end of last week for the mountains of East TN.
The first- Our encounter with PIRATES!
Yes, the mountains of East TN has pirates. The details of how we got to the water and on their ship is something that I can't tell because I was sworn to secrecy (Pirate code and all) but believe me whe I say that it was an adventure and I am lucky to have escaped with my life.
It started out pleasant enough. A stingray came to visit

But as I paused for a souvenir photo little did I know that I was about to be surrounded. I think one of them almost chomped my hair.

After escaping into a nearby cave and catching my breath I came face-to-face with a nest (den? flock?) of Japanese crabs. This one almost got my toe!

We slowly made our way out of the cave and landed in a pool of jellies. Luckily a small fish swam by and distracted them and we made our escape.

I ran onto a deck of what I thought was an abandoned ship.....and ran right into this guy. I think it startled us both

Once I assured them that I had enough rum for the crew stashed in my bag and that I was adequate with a sword I was allowed to join the plundering.

Poor mark was put in irons while he awaited his fate

I persuaded the men to let him go. Lucky for him, too, because he almost ended up like this guy.

All of this could have been avoided had we only seen the sign
*imagine my glee when i found out the gatlinburg aquarium had a pirate display this time! the aquarium is one of my favorite places to go when we are in g'burg. Lots of pictures and information in once section -placards telling about the different pirates, fact and fiction sections, model ships, etc. fun fun!